Mrs. Patty Martin

              Roncalli High School

                 1400 N Dakota St. Aberdeen, SD 57401
       ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY  

 

 

GO CAVS!

 
       BIOLOGY
       EARTH SCIENCE
 

 NOT NEEDING GOD
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God.  So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. 

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you.  We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost?"

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this, let's say we have a man making contest."

To which the scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no.  You go get your own dirt!"
 
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